When I was little, there was this kid who lived in the house next to mine. Retrospectively, he apparently really wanted to see my penis.

We were in my backyard once. He was telling me about how he and his brother liked to pee outside all the time. He said that basically everybody does it except me, and that if I refused to pee in my backyard, it’s because I’m a chicken. 

Not wanting to be branded a chicken, I unzipped and took out my little boy junk. 

But before I could even get a stream going, INSTANTLY my friend who lived on the other side of my house came around into my backyard and saw me with my dick out. 

He told his mom, and his mom told my mom, and I got sent to my room for taking my dick out in the backyard.

I laid in bed for the rest of the day.

~Max G.