January 2012
1 post
STAR WARS
This is one of the few instances where I’ll be able to tell you guys a story and actually know how old I was when it took place. I was somewhere between 11 and 12.
I know this because Star Wars: The Phantom Menace was coming out soon. I remember being pretty excited for it, despite the fact that I never actually got around to going to see it in theaters.
I was in the living room and...
December 2011
3 posts
SLEDDING
We’re all familiar of the trope of the little cartoon kid with the black tooth. It’s the kind of thing you see on The Little Rascals or something. A kid with not a missing tooth, but rather, a tooth that’s just a different color than the rest of the teeth.
When I was little, I was that kid.
I had fallen down and hit my mouth on a coffee table, if I remember correctly. I...
TTOHY: Christmas Edition
Years ago, my mother, my sister and I spent one Christmas with my grandmother on my mother’s side. It wasn’t too bad, she gave me some of these comics books. They were pretty lame. I think I still have them around in a drawer somewhere.
Anyway, it was the end of the day and we were all on my grandmother’s doorstep saying goodbye as we were heading out to the car to go back...
TAKING MY DICK OUT IN THE BACKYARD.
When I was little, there was this kid who lived in the house next to mine. Retrospectively, he apparently really wanted to see my penis.
We were in my backyard once. He was telling me about how he and his brother liked to pee outside all the time. He said that basically everybody does it except me, and that if I refused to pee in my backyard, it’s because I’m a chicken.
Not...
